last week's competition...

congratulations to the young lady from singapore, who for publicity reasons shall remain nameless, for her estimate that there were over 60 titles of pet shop boys songs and albums scattered through last saturday's posting entitled 'my october symphony'

a goody bag of hi-tech sex toys, bondage equipment, wind-powered breast enhancements and a lifetime's membership of the international nude jello wrestling association is, even now as i write, winging its way to your rubber-walled playroom, and very soon you will be strutting down orchard road wearing your porcelain vest and automatic self-igniting boots, lubed up and ready to take on the those hordes of jostling kiasu bargain-hunters at the takashimaya pre-christmas sale